My Potty Story for the Day

So I go into the john at Home Depot today and the lights are out. These aren't the automatic type that should have turned on when I went in; it was a simple switch. Yeah, so I flipped the switch, and then I hear the grumblings of a man in the midst of his bowel movement. He could have at least said "Thanks," or whatever of that he could muscle out--a "thks" would have sufficed.

How long was this man in there? Was this someone's sick joke on him, or does he maybe like to crap in the dark?? There is a certain ambiance achieved by just flicking that switch off. For hygenic reasons though, I cannot support this. I can only come away from this thinking that I saved this guy, and he just kept on pooping. What a stinky jerk.