At Least the First Lady Is Honest...and other colon news

This weekend's The Onion Weekender...

Thank you Laura for your candor.

And in other colon related news...buy your friends and family Colondars for the holidays, which feature colon cancer survivors tastefully showing skin and their operative scars. Proceeds benefit the Colon Club, which has an interesting link to the Colossal Colon. One of my dreams is to wiggle my way through a colon. It now may happen someday...

photo illustration of myself about to enter the Colossal Colon