HAPPY 2006!

I spent the transition of years with rowdy teenagers unfortunately. It wasn't all that bad though, considering how many poor schmucks I got to watch, like John (pictured above), that got incredibly wasted and puked their innards up.

These are the times of their lives.

Anyway, I look forward to the coming year. I will be wed this year, further entrench myself in debt, and hopefully make a movie and conquer the world. I also plan to revamp my main page of diabetoboy.com and launch an advice column, because the public demands that I share my wisdom.

May all your resolutions and hopes for the year be lost after one week.

I'm kidding.

...well maybe.