What a Beautiful Tomkat Cub It Will Be!

So Tom Cruise knocked up Katie Holmes. Let's hope the kid has the spunk and energy of his pappy, who recently showed off his skillz jumping on couches on Oprah and spouting the truth about Psychology to Matt Lauer on the Today Show.

Conan O'Brien is optimistic about the child's looks...

It actually looks a bit like Maria Shriver, don't ya think?